Portable Awfulness Score: 3.4/10
Release Date: 2017 Developer: dreamGEAR
Ah yes the portable Plug N Play, every kids dream come true. Unless your dreams are the stuff of complete lazyness and garbage. The My Arcade GO GAMER Portable is the worst kind there is, terrible games behind a sleek design. I have seen the MAGGP on multiple occasions going to the electronics department in Wal-Mart and it always caught my eye. I thought to myself another Plug N Play and even deeper in the mind “another terrible one at that” but that all changed when I just took a chance with it and at $19.97 is was one awful descion that I regret.
The Graphics are usually not the highlights of any Plug N Play but that doesn’t mean that they are terrible neither. One thing is that some of the games do have OK graphics but are blurred between the lines of 8-bit and 16-bit. Most games do have colorful graphics but the biggest problem is the FPS. Every game on the machine (all 220 games) are marred by slowdown. No game and I do mean no game is fast or even plays at a normal pace. Think of it this way say to yourself one mississippi slow and that is the speed of every game. NO WAY. You may be saying to yourself that the game art on the box makes them look cool. Well yes and they do look like that in the game but take my advise and stay away. Another problem with the device is the LCD screen can become negative in certain veiwing angles.
Beside the bleeps and bloops of any Plug N Play they are completely normal but that is not saying much. Most games do have music and for the most part fit the theme of the game. Many Games have just one sound track and it constantly loops over and over. On the other hand some games just simply do not have music. Once you go into the mini-games as they call them, they just simply stopped making music for them and seemed to not care but as long as the first twenty games have music that should be enough for everyone or at least that’s probably what they thought and what is up with the main menu music?
The Controls are your standard fare of arranged buttons from the D-pad to the A and B buttons. The D-pad feels weird and the A and B buttons protrudes outwards to much. No game is overly complicated in fact every game is very simple a four year old could pick the game up and start playing it. The only problem is the slowdown of the games themselves that make the controls somewhat hard to pull off. The mini-games are the easiest to control while the first twenty games are somewhat difficult to play especially MINI FIGHTER. Pulling moves off in that game is ridiculous and no game and I do mean no game comes with any instructions on how to play them. GOOD LUCK.
Right now you have either regretted your decision on your recent purchase and have either trashed it or have made a video on how to destroy it in the fires of Hell.
I really thought in the back of my mind that this way going to be a different Plug N Play and the fact that it was an impulse buy at Wal-Mart made it even worst. The Sleek Design, jet black color and red clear buttons really caught my eye. Although for $20 you could have found something a little bit better. I have had other dreamGEAR Plug N Plays before and none of them were this bad. I would hate to admit it but the “good games” are in the mini-games section. Another interesting thing that they had put into the device was the 3.5mm jack to AV cables, unfortunately they don’t give you any and hopes of putting this on your TV is out of the question. One thing is for sure, they sure do know how to rip Nintendo characters off and put them into their own games. My advise is to stay as far away from this as you possibly can. Don’t fall for it.